i just had sex bonerless
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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