yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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