Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
you mean i was at the winter classic?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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