Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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