he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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