My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I just blew my weed a kiss
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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