Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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