1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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