last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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