I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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