I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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