When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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