just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
she pinky promised me she was 18
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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