Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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