# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
we're chasing vodka with high fives
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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