Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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