She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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