she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
