Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I have aggressive nipples.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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