I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
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The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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