the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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