i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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