So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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