You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
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Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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