Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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