You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
My life is pants optional.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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