Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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