To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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