He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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