Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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