my soul wont recognize me after tonight
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
