I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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