why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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