Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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