How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
