But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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