We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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