i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Say something about gay babies.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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