I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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