I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
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names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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