i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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