absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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