you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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