How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
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Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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