I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
You're like the curious george of whores
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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