youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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