oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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