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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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