Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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