is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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