The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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