at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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