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I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
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