The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Houston, we have a squirter
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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