I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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