So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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