Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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